on aisle six

The widely known way of saying anal sex in a brilliant Australian accent. Go ahead try it!

Dude: Hey betty wanna have some on aisle six?
Betty: Sure thing

by That crazy Australian December 19, 2010

Off-Aisle

To purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.

Sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in Primark, Jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men's department.

by peanutismint March 6, 2011

Up the aisle

In the rectum.

I want to take you up the aisle.

by kingmustard January 26, 2012

Clean up on aisle 7

When someone is being so awful, annoying, terrible or audacious that you have no choice but to remove them from your area.

Isther: "You have wrong opinions"
Daria:"Clean up on aisle 7 ! Clean up on aisle 7 ! There appears to be a hater"

by Doubri November 25, 2021

egg aisle

The place where eggs are stored in a grocery store.

Lexi: I need to go to the egg aisle.
Camden: The fuck is an egg aisle? You mean the Dairy Aisle?
Lexi: No, the egg aisle. Where they keep the eggs.

by v1rtuez January 2, 2018

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

milk aisle

When people spend time procrastinating instead of doing their work. As their deadline approaches, they steal and cheat (milk) others people’s ideas or work like they are shopping in the milk aisle. For example, googling answers to homework assignments.

Hugo didn’t complete his project for 7th period so he had to milk aisle it.

by Why’d April 28, 2021