Amort

Amort means a British idiot that drives on the wrong of the road.

hey Amort

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb November 22, 2018

Cinematic Abortion

When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.

Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.

Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.

by DomoKandy February 4, 2012

ghetto abortion

when you get pregnant so you have your man stick a hanger up your vagina until he fills a pop

girl1 -Daquan gave me a ghetto abortion yesterday

girl2 -wheres the baby

girl 1-im shitting it out

by firaasmy02 February 22, 2017

Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot

"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"

by freethememes May 19, 2022

Snort and Abort

Male or female takes a line of coke. Just one line and leaves never to return again.. till well maybe tomorrow. It's a classic "hit it and quit" it move. A smart party -goer takes only a little bit of cocaine then stops.

Sav goes and pays his crazy drugdealer for his gram of coke. Then he takes one line and "Snort and Aborts"
I much rather listen to some loud-ass drum n Bass right now or watch the Tele so Im going to snort and abort this cocaine.

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

i should've aborted you

An affectionate saying, usually what a mother would say to her child to express her innermost feelings.

Child: *starts fucking the cat*
Mother: 'I should've aborted you.'

by niqht June 11, 2018

Ven Aci Ahora

This one sentence is every hispanic kids nightmare. You know you about to get the absolute shit out of you.

Mom:Juan Carlos Ven Aci Ahora
Friend: oooooooh you in trouble.
You: See you in heaven my amigo.

by Smalluncercamsized weewee69 January 16, 2019