Ackin' a monkey

When your chirrens be actin' up out in public. Believed to be indiginous to the southern US.

I watched as the child's momma grabbed him by the hand and shook him wildly screaming "I told you quit ackin' a monkey!"

by Lynnoflyns April 19, 2007

Acheivement Whore

1)An XBOX 360 owner who feels the need to get every acheivment possible on every game he/she has ever played.
2)Someone who buys a game, gets all of the acheivments, then returns it for another one.
3)Someone who will actually decline sex because they are trying to get an online acheivement. SEE: geek
4)SEE ALSO: cheevies

"No, I can't come to mom's funeral, I'm a total acheivement whore."

by Daniel Maher February 3, 2008

Ackerman

Ackerman is awkward at first but once you get to know he will always have your back!! He is an amazing friend, sometimes an introvert, but overall a friendly guy. he may be harsh at first but he has soft-heart He will always be there for you when you can count on it. He always speaks his mind, everyone would be jealous of an Ackerman! But he is funny and caring once you get to know him!

Bob: Is that ackerman??

Joe: Yeah it is I heard he's really nice

by Toaster oven 33 May 14, 2020

ackenpucky

Colloquial slang term used, (especially by plumbers &
pipe fitters), for any slimy, gooey substance, whether
identifiable or not.

What's this junk on the sheet, Fred? Man, don't touch it- it looks like Ackenpucky!

by RagingZits March 17, 2011

Ackermanosis

Syndrome charecterized by simple cognitive errors (so called "rookiness") , disportionately large Penile shaft (greater than 40cm) and unquinchable sexual appetite.

Epidemiology: 1 case in Australia from Warick QLD

Risk Factors include: Breeding in tasmania, Italian/lebanese exposure, surfing, sex, nandos

Treatment: Unfortuantley after years of research and funding...sadly there is no cure. The last known case Perished after tumescnece engorged the penis to a wopping 107cm, stroking out the victim.

News Article: Young female Queensland medical student impaled by 47cm Penis again and again prior to footy training. doctors and forensics agree the culprit suffers from Ackermanosis.

News Article: Firefighters were unable to lure women out of the top level in a burning building 40 stories high. Firefighters used a man sufferring from Ackermanosis to both reach the women and lure her to safety.

by Dr Hoho March 29, 2011

Akeira

Akeira is a very nice person, if you don't get on her nerves. Also she really loves volleyball. She is really intelligant, and loves to participate in many things.

Akeira is really nice....sometimes.

by DeezNuts111 October 8, 2019

Ackin

The act of driving with all doors open and swerving lane to lane or in other instances while standing, lean back and throw your arms back

Look over there, that boy Ackin like wit it rite quick!

by CLK318 February 9, 2021