ackie

n., pl. ackies

1. A seventh or eighth grader who attends the so-called Academic Center found as part of the Whitney Young Magnet High School in Chicago, IL, USA. They are characterized by:
a) being very short
b) carrying around overfilled backpacks, as a result of not understanding the concept of a locker — incidentally, such an overfilled bag, regardless of the carrier, is aptly named an "ackie sack"
c) not knowing their way around the school
d) just usually being a geeky, pain in the arse

(Ac(ademic) + -ie)

"The ackies are so short and tiny!"
"Dude, stop acting like an ackie."
"Silly ackies."

by Thomas Pietrzyk September 17, 2008

ackie

n., pl. ackies

1. A seventh or eighth grader who attends the so-called Academic Center found as part of the Whitney Young Magnet High School in Chicago, IL, USA. They are characterized by:
a) being very short
b) carrying around overfilled backpacks, as a result of not understanding the concept of a locker — incidentally, such an overfilled bag, regardless of the carrier, is aptly named an "ackie sack"
c) not knowing their way around the school
d) just usually being a geeky, pain in the arse

(Ac(ademic) + -ie)

"The ackies are so short and tiny!"
"Dude, stop acting like an ackie."
"Silly ackies."

by Thomas Pietrzyk September 16, 2008

ackie

n. Informal., pl. ackies

1. A seventh or eighth grader who attends the so-called Academic Center found as part of the Whitney Young Magnet High School in Chicago, IL, USA, and who is often characterized by being geeky, carrying around an overtly overfilled bookbag, which is aptly called an "ackie sack," not knowing his/her way around the school, and by being very short.

(Ac(ademic) + -ie)

"The ackies so short and tiny!"
"Dude, stop acting like an ackie."
"Stupid ackies."

by Thomas Pietrzyk September 15, 2008

ackie trackie

A game needing only people and a lamppost/stationary large object. This game involves a group of people having one person on. Everyone will hide whilst the allocated person who is ‘it’ will stand at the object/lamppost and count down from a decided number. At the end the person will shout ‘ACKIE TRACKIE 123’ and will attempt to find the rest of the players. All players must attempt to reach the object and say ackie trackie 123 before getting tagged. If tagged the player must race the person who is ‘it’ to the object and say ackie trackie 123. Who ever loses the race is subject to the possibility of being on. After everyone has attempted to get to the object, the last person can try to beat the person on and shout ‘ACKIE TRACKIE 123 SAVE ALL’ this would in turn restart the game and leave the same person on. If they are unsuccessful at this, they are on or if they do not say save all, the first person to be caught is on.

“Hey Jim shall we play a dashing game of Ackie Trackie 123?”
“Sure thing Paul, lets call on for Hannah and Jose to play too!”

by Puncturedbicycle May 5, 2018

Ackles Ass Equation

y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 is the sine function that measures the curve of Jensen Ackles/ Dean Winchester's booty

Fangirl 1#: Using y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 to measure the curve of Jensen's butt
Fangirl2#: You mean the Ackles Ass Equation

by several very small mangos June 5, 2016

Soviet achievements

Soviet achievements and innovations were mostly based on espionage, copies/rip offs and forced labor as their initial space program turned out to be. The reason for this is that the atmosphere did not encourage creativity as commies tended to mediocre everyone and the system's bureaucratic rigidity et cetera. After such a waste of talent and brain drain, no one has to wonder about the backwardness of its today's successor, in practice it is still a developing country when taking into account its poor infrastructure, corruption, "justice system" and the share of exports of raw materials in GDP etc. and this current authoritarian regime does not improve the situation to say the least.

About the before mentioned space program; there were ca. 2,000 German rocketeers (engineers, scientists and mathematicians) as a forced labor on the Soviet space program from the end of the war till the late 1950s. Russkies recall eagerly about on the contribution of Wernher von Braun and partners to the US' space program, but for some reason they have a common amnesia in their very own case.

Let's forget rockets and the Sputnik in 1957 because much more significant achievement happened in 1969, the first toilet paper factory! The machines had been imported from the UK, albeit it took years to meet the need of the whole country - in fact, it appears to be still a chronic deficiency in public restrooms if someone daredevil has the courage to visit one.

- "Sputnik in 1957 was nothing compared to the one of the greatest Soviet achievements in 1969."
- "What was this achievement?"

- "The first toilet paper factory in the Soviet Union began production."
- "Oh, how about before that, did they all wipe their ass with a Pravda (Truth) newspaper or with an owl like tree huggers?"

- "Not all, some Tovarištš Comrades had imported toilet paper available, you know, all assholes were equal, but some assholes were more equal than others." (slightly modified George Orwell quote from his 'Animal Farm')

by O. W. Tongueincheek January 11, 2022

jensen ackles

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.

*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*

by that_one_white_latina July 9, 2016