assring

A ring given for a wedding present.

Hey hun, I bot u an assring for ur wedding?

by Poison October 18, 2004

Asstimid

Unwilling to buttsex.

Dude she's so asstimid. Nobody's ever gunna get that tail.

by Dude133733 December 17, 2011

assrip

When you shit such a freighter that your asshole rips open and your guts fall into the toilet

When you plow an ass so hard it rips open

Had an Assrip incident in the shitter today , now I wear a colostomy bag

by LlamaTaboot June 6, 2016

assimilative

Capable of mentally absorbing

The Greek historiographical tradition is continuous and assimilative

by Jnewton940 May 16, 2018

ass rim

Jennifer lacks depth, doesn't have street smarts. She is an ass rim. Faking it with no clue. Jennifer is an ass rim

Lacking in relatable communication skills Jennifer's lack of depth makes her an ass rim.

by Rad007 November 7, 2018

Assripple

When you fuck a girl in the ass and your dick makes the skin ripple

guy Yo Brian I heard you made that bitch assripple

Brian Yeah nigga I slapped her with my dick and it ripples all the way to the Pacific Ocean

Other guy Hey guys

Brian who tf r u

by Poopnibba December 6, 2018

assrigami

To do origami with one's asshole

Hey dude where were you last night?

I was doing assrigami with my grandpa

by clappedcheeks November 21, 2019