noun / verb)
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023

Het frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam heeft een nietszeggend sausje, minimaal 3 designfouten en is bovenal veel te hard
Brian: "Ik ga een Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam benuttigen."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."
by Pizzabodem45 April 4, 2022

(noun / verb)
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
by Silver haze November 19, 2017

GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013
