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Amsterdam Braiser

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
mugGet the Amsterdam Braisermug.

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.
Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.
by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023
mugGet the dirty Amsterdammug.

dirty Amsterdam

is a sex act in which one participant utilizes multiple canals of another person.
Patrick came home with me last night and gave me a classic Dirty Amsterdam.
by Sammyywhammyy March 12, 2023
mugGet the dirty Amsterdammug.

Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam

Het frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam heeft een nietszeggend sausje, minimaal 3 designfouten en is bovenal veel te hard
Brian: "Ik ga een Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam benuttigen."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."
by Pizzabodem45 April 4, 2022
mugGet the Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdammug.

Amsterdam Braiser

(noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
mugGet the Amsterdam Braisermug.

Amsterdam Sundae

When you pay enough euros for a prostitute to shit in your hand, you cream over the top then she sticks a flake in it
“Proper lads weekend, I got so baked I ended up getting an Amsterdam sundae!”
by Silver haze November 19, 2017
mugGet the Amsterdam Sundaemug.

Amsterdam slam

The unavoidable sickness that occurs after a period of time spent in Amsterdam.
GUY 1: Dude... why am I wearing your underwear... and why does my mouth taste like billiards chalk?
GUY 2: I guess this is that Amsterdam slam thing.
by Clay Tortoise June 24, 2013
mugGet the Amsterdam slammug.

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