Alondra is a girl that appears in your dreams when you’re with somebody else. Two years later, she’s there again and you’re thinking about kissing her. Then, your dumbass tells her you have a secret and she doesn’t stop asking about it, and she jokes saying it’s that you like her, but she would never think it’s actually that. It’s a girl you’re not sure you like, but it doesn’t matter cuz she’ll never like you back. You’ll tell her about it… eventually.
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Get the alondra mug.Alondra is the dumbest motherfucker on this fucking planet. She says the dumbest a human has ever heard. She is also God-forsakenly short and has a new crush every fucking week. She can't put together a fucking sentence but kicks everyone's ass in Word Bites, how ironic. If you have an Alondra in your life, get rid of her, please, for your own fucking good.
Person 1: Who is that girl talking out of her ass?
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
by mustangwhore December 1, 2024
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra is the most gorgeous girl ever, she has such a high and positive attitude, she doesn’t give no fucks about what anybody says to her. She may look mean but she is the kindest person ever! Alondra is a very loyal person and best friend, she is so heart warming and she will stand up for you and make sure you don’t have to go through anything bad. Alondra keeps her mind high-ended and she will stick with you and will comfort you anytime she needs too. Alondra is the bestest friend you could ask for!💗
Alondra: hey r u okay?
Friend: no
Alondra: listen, you are the best thing I could ask for and I’ll be her for it
Friend: no
Alondra: listen, you are the best thing I could ask for and I’ll be her for it
by Kenna tay March 16, 2025
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal At first, she won’t look social , but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one: Hey
Alondra:hey
Two weeks later
Alondra: hi girl how you doing
Person one:good you how you been
Alondra:hey
Two weeks later
Alondra: hi girl how you doing
Person one:good you how you been
by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
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