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Alondra Araguz

A racist child groomer who stalks and harasses teenagers despite their age of 23.
Did you hear about Alondra Araguz? She should be in jail.
by sphagettipillows July 29, 2022
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Alondra

Not Alejandra. Helper and defender of mankind. A beautiful girl with an amazing personality.addicting. You need someone like her. Had a rough and interesting past which she conceals. However thanks to this, she knows how to give great advice and knows how to deal with hard decisions. will succeed at everything she puts her time on and will most likely become very wealthy. She acknowledges the flaws in society and will create incredible projects in which will help humanity and the planet. Individuals will try to out do her but miserably fail. People often get jealous easily by her personality,achievements, and ideas, and try to hold her back. loves nature. Is independent. Individuals in her life might think that the friendships they hold and events that occurred were natural but Alondra might have calculated everything. This is not manipulative but more of a characteristic of the highly developed intellect Alondras’hold. She is extremely funny and incredibly intelligent. Her potential could be misunderstood at times because she says dumb things. Puts anybody in their place no matter who they are and stands up for what she believes in. Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. If you ever go after her friends or family, she will choke you in a heartbeat and make you feel like shit if you mess up. Might seem like a mean person at first. She’s very picky with her men so youre lucky to have her. Alondra is a keeper, one of the most rare humans to come across.
Who’s that?

Its Alondra! I love her, she’s crazy, intelligent, and funny. Did you see what she did the other day? It was amazing! I believe she was a Nobel Prize winner right? And won the NASA Distinguished Service Medal? But didn’t she also get an Oscar?
True! I thought she was mean at first but if you truly get to know her, she's amazing!
by WilliamElijah November 22, 2021
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A: is that alondra?
B: yea shes a fake ass bitch
by HIGHOFFMATTIA May 10, 2020
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alondra and ramon

A very good and cute couple that is the definition of relationship goals
Look at alondra and Ramon there goals
by Thecooldude6769 June 12, 2017
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Alondra

Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal At first, she won’t look social , but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one: Hey
Alondra:hey

Two weeks later

Alondra: hi girl how you doing

Person one:good you how you been
by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
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Alondra is the kind of girl you’d literally obsess over. She’s pretty, not just regular pretty, but more of a jelly-knees, and butterflies-in-your-stomach kind of pretty. She’s funny, but sometimes her funniness can get the best of her. She also has a kind personality. She really does care for the people she’s close to, but she puts on an act.
Person 1 : Woah, isn’t that Alondra?
Person 2 : Yeah, it is, too bad she has a boyfriend.

Person 1 : Aw man, she’s also probably straight too. Too bad you won’t be able to ask her out to prom, take her on a fancy date, ask to be her girlfriend, take road trips with her, and spend the rest of your life with her.

Person 2 : Yeah, too bad…
by gimmeurc00ch1e April 25, 2022
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hey thats an alondra HEY THATS RACIST
by llolchahajs December 13, 2020
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