Alabama

The place you go if you wanna fuck your cousins legally

BROOO my cousin Sarah is soooo hot imma take her to Alabama and smash

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The state that everyone has something against, they also date and fuck their cousins and other relatives, they think it’s delicate.

“Aaaw, look at that couple, they are so cute together, and look so alike🤩”

“Bro, they are siblings...”

“sweeEEEET hoOmEEE alAabaMAAA

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The place to go when 'bae' says she thinks of you as a brother.

Bae: "Sorry, I only think of you as a brother."
You: "Well, get in the car- we're taking a road trip."
Bae: "Where?"
You: "Alabama."

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"You saw that new Alabama deluxe incest porn?"
"YEAH YEHAW"

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Man I'm going to take my sis down to Alabama next week!

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Down in Alabama cousins are not safe

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Siblingly love taken to a whole new level. Especially step siblings.

"Ayo sis can u fuck me I'm horny as shit"
"Yep, brothers are best lovers"
Hey, it's not illegal if it's in Alabama. Happens every day.

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