Alabama

A place that is not all fucking incest rasism and hicks. I swear if i read another fucking word about how people from Alabama are a bunch of ignorrant rednecks im going to be pissed. I live up north but grew up in alabama and I swear it isnt any different up here then it is down there. People just talk differently and are alot nicer down there. And, the women are hotter down there. J'sayin. all these chicks up here are pale and fat and ugly. :)

Jake(Yankee): alabama is such a stoopid state you guys, jesus, it is so dumbb and so racist you guys.

Mary Sue(Redneck): Shut the fuck up you mother fucking rude ass yankee. just the other day you were talking about how you think black dudes smell and how you think there all animals.

by Serikita July 1, 2011

Alabama

Where all the ancestors are incesters!

Friend 1: what is another name for boyfriend and girlfriend in alabama?
Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: brother and sister

by Karen the kid abducter May 10, 2019

Alabama

Where you go to fuck your sister.

I'm from Alabama. My parents are cousins, and I married my sister.

by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

alabama

the coolest state ever made

fireworks, no car ipspection, rednecks, beer, huntin, mullets, trailors, 4 wheelers, chickens, crack heads, racism, lots more

i cant wait to go to alabama

by casey the great July 8, 2003

Alabama

The place you go if you wanna fuck your cousins legally

BROOO my cousin Sarah is soooo hot imma take her to Alabama and smash

by Your local daddy March 22, 2019

Alabama

The state that everyone has something against, they also date and fuck their cousins and other relatives, they think it’s delicate.

“Aaaw, look at that couple, they are so cute together, and look so alike🤩”

“Bro, they are siblings...”

“sweeEEEET hoOmEEE alAabaMAAA

alabama

by frogsaresweet March 10, 2020

Alabama

The place to go when 'bae' says she thinks of you as a brother.

Bae: "Sorry, I only think of you as a brother."
You: "Well, get in the car- we're taking a road trip."
Bae: "Where?"
You: "Alabama."

by A Fucking Mistake December 19, 2018