alma boy

a cool nice kid who picks his nose in side out and plays with his memes. also lurks in the dark.

the alma boy is a laddy magnet

by mememememe p00p 369 October 8, 2020

Ablavi

A beautiful African name. With melanated skin that shines as bright as the sun. Hair as fluffed out as the clouds. Smile that lights up the room; a smile that would leave a print on you forever. Once you come across Ablavi, she’ll be the girl you will never forget.

Did you see Ablavi? Can’t get enough of her
Mhmm, Ablavi is something else

by Fairykinks November 21, 2021

Gorillaz Almanac

A book by virtual band gorillaz, celebrating 20 years since their first album. It features dozens of official art, facts, lore and comics

Me: ah shit bro u wanna read gorillaz almanac
Friend: fuck yeah bro

Me: damn im finna bust a nut from all this beautiful art throughout the years
*Produces children*

by Kaidice December 17, 2020

Absman

He is the best person ever!!! He is funny, stupid, caring and shy (and yes he does have abs!!). He loves to try new things and go on adventures. He would be down to do anything crazy with you and talk to you about stupid things. He always asks about your day and how you are. He knows when you're sad and does everything he can to make you happy. He is a BIG FLIRT. He doesn't like talking to everyone because not everyone's you.

Omg Absman is soo cuteeeee

by a.nice.person. January 16, 2021

Alma

The real queen of rap. periodt. Her beauty, talent, vocals, barz, generosity, and kindness will forever amaze us. Long live the queen😍

Alma is the queen of rap and that’s on my menstrual

by almaniac September 9, 2019

alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.

My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.

by FoxBat March 27, 2008

Alman

German people are called Almans (also Potatos) by Turks. Alman means German in Turkish, but is also used as miser (Geier) to describe German people.

Dieser Junge ist ein richtiger alman.

This guy basically asks me for food everyday, but never gives me anything when I don't have food with me. He's such an alman.

by turkishadonis February 28, 2018