(vb) to break or pass wind; to expel air through one's anus; to chuff; to whistle through one's Y-fronts; to let Polly out of prison; to drop one; to let go.....
Aaaaaaaagh! That MINGS! Our Mark's just stepped on a frog- again!!...
Chalky leaned casually forward from the sofa, picked up the remote; and stepped blithely on a frog. He chuckled and intoned 'Beat THAT!!'
Chalky leaned casually forward from the sofa, picked up the remote; and stepped blithely on a frog. He chuckled and intoned 'Beat THAT!!'
by Blueboy May 7, 2004
Get the step on a frog mug.Euphemism for cracking a nasty fart.
Although it can used in reference to all kinds of farts, from the subtle to the divine, it is especially fitting for the absurdly obscene ones in particular.
Derived from the signature "ribbit" noise that frogs make, used to mimic the gas clawing its way out of your butt.
Although it can used in reference to all kinds of farts, from the subtle to the divine, it is especially fitting for the absurdly obscene ones in particular.
Derived from the signature "ribbit" noise that frogs make, used to mimic the gas clawing its way out of your butt.
1. What the hell was that noise Jim? Sounded like someone just died.
Stepped on a frog. Big, nasty wart-covered frog.
2. Who just shit their pants?
Stepped on a frog. I can't help it mom, they are all over the damn floor. They are literally jumping under my every step. Be a good woman and clean this place up.
Stepped on a frog. Big, nasty wart-covered frog.
2. Who just shit their pants?
Stepped on a frog. I can't help it mom, they are all over the damn floor. They are literally jumping under my every step. Be a good woman and clean this place up.
by barbados118 November 22, 2011
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This is the title of an American song, circa pre-turn of the century. The lyrics, in part are as follows:
"A froggy would a'wooin' go,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
Whether his mother would let him or no,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
He went right to Miss Mouse's den,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
He said Miss Mouse are you within?
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
He said Miss Mouse I've come to see,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
Whether or no you would marry me,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
So Uncle Rat went to town,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
To buy his niece a wedding gown,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm..."
The merit of including this song is found during the time it was popular music. The sentiment among "civilized, mature, adults," was that this was simply youthful indulgence, a rebellion comparable to a more recognized form of music such as rock'n'roll.
Every generation has had a form of musical rebellion, for us hip hop and rap, metal, scene, indie and so forth. For our parents' generation Elvis, The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, The Rolling Stones. For their parents' generation Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennette, The Rat Pack. Perhaps earlier representations would include Cab Calloway, Billy Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald and the myriad Big Band, Scat, Blues, and Jazz entertainers that drove the musical force of generational distinction between parent and offspring.
Before this there were songs such as "A Frog A Went A Wooin'" that were considered "noise" as much as the parents of the rock a'billy/rock'n'roll generation felt the music their children listened to was "noise."
"A froggy would a'wooin' go,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
Whether his mother would let him or no,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
He went right to Miss Mouse's den,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
He said Miss Mouse are you within?
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
He said Miss Mouse I've come to see,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
Whether or no you would marry me,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
So Uncle Rat went to town,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm,
To buy his niece a wedding gown,
Mm Hmm, Mm Hmm..."
The merit of including this song is found during the time it was popular music. The sentiment among "civilized, mature, adults," was that this was simply youthful indulgence, a rebellion comparable to a more recognized form of music such as rock'n'roll.
Every generation has had a form of musical rebellion, for us hip hop and rap, metal, scene, indie and so forth. For our parents' generation Elvis, The Beatles, The Doors, The Who, The Rolling Stones. For their parents' generation Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennette, The Rat Pack. Perhaps earlier representations would include Cab Calloway, Billy Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald and the myriad Big Band, Scat, Blues, and Jazz entertainers that drove the musical force of generational distinction between parent and offspring.
Before this there were songs such as "A Frog A Went A Wooin'" that were considered "noise" as much as the parents of the rock a'billy/rock'n'roll generation felt the music their children listened to was "noise."
"A Frog A Went A Wooin'" is a song my Nana and I sang together. Nana explained that this song was considered old during her youth, considering she was born in 1915 this translates to a pre-turn of the century circultaion of the song.
So this snippet of lyrics, and the mere mention of this song, represent a slang of a bygone era that nevertheless deserves recognition and preservation among the archives of slang documented in Urban Dictionary.
"A Frog A Went A Wooin'" represents the Dean Martin, Elvis, Metallica, Aerosmith, and G-Unit of a bygone era in its relevance as a form of youthful expression, rebellion, and significance as an indicator of changing times.
So this snippet of lyrics, and the mere mention of this song, represent a slang of a bygone era that nevertheless deserves recognition and preservation among the archives of slang documented in Urban Dictionary.
"A Frog A Went A Wooin'" represents the Dean Martin, Elvis, Metallica, Aerosmith, and G-Unit of a bygone era in its relevance as a form of youthful expression, rebellion, and significance as an indicator of changing times.
by THE REAL JULIA May 31, 2006
Get the "A Frog A Went A Wooin'" mug.This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped".
From the movie Wayne's World:
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.
A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:
Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.
A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:
Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"
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Get the your dog a frog mug.jim “hey man what are you doing tonight”
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