Sandmanned

When a media outlet intentionally gaffes to make an untrue statement and dodge prosecution for libel.

CBS News reported on 11/11/2021 "Kyle Rittenhouse testified in his murder trial yesterday, breaking down in tears as he told the jury he murdered two men at a Black Lives Matter protest last year in self-defense."
CBS just Sandmanned themselves on Twitter.

by SailbadTheSinner November 11, 2021

The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 31, 2023

Sandman

A Bitch Ass Nigga

"Man, he's such a Sandman"
"He's always doing Sandman shit"

by he uninstalled :crying_lauging May 15, 2023

Sandman

When you cum on a sleeping persons eyelids, so when they wake up the semin has crusted over.

Last night she fell asleep during sexy so I gave her a sandman and left.

by Hemphoodlum December 30, 2017

Sandman

The act of suffocation through the muzzling of a pillow until the victim falls unconscious or dead.

Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.

by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 09, 2018

Sandman

a man who will sand you car, door, hook, hand, or a man.

Sandman, man me a sand, make me the cutiest car door hook hand.

by March 14, 2021

Sandman

Sandman

A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!

Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!

by Sprogglebump December 12, 2010