tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

by Bakakakakakak May 3, 2021

Guap Guap 3000

Term used to describe head so good you would pay for it; and/or also that good pussy

She said it was her first time then hit me with the guap guap 3000, bro it was raining $1’s when I was done.

by Finkapoplous July 19, 2021

spammaster 3000

another name for a weapon usually in fps which refers to a weapon which just spams out bullets such as a machine gun or shotgun.

u n00b stop using the spammaster 3000 and get some skillz

by Sgt.Mou October 27, 2005

Andre 3000 the Giant

A mashup Halloween costume

"I am Andre 3000 the Giant."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Douche Master 3000

A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.

Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!

by BB MAK March 16, 2006

Wiggler 3000

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"

-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it

by the mur as himself January 13, 2009

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

A girl with a mad wet cooch who does her reps ⭕💢⭕💢

Did you do your kegels today? Gotta get that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie so you can keep it in

by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020