by Kinda funky fresh April 30, 2019
put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”
“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”
by turtlessuckdick August 25, 2020
Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.
by Ancient Grease March 11, 2019
by ikilledmiguelsdog September 01, 2020
by Jason galicure March 30, 2019
the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet
joe mama: hey where have u been
ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl
joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000
ben dover: no its glock glock
joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak
ben dover: oh...
joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot
ben dover: ok
ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl
joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000
ben dover: no its glock glock
joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak
ben dover: oh...
joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot
ben dover: ok
by giant horse cock 42069 February 09, 2021
A cloud buster 3000 is the fattest vape on the market. One rip and the room your in will be hotboxed. The cloud buster 3000 was desighed to only be used by the most epic gamers to hotbox their gaming den quick and efficently.
GAMER 1: did you see that robert got a cloud buster 3000?
GAMER 2: thats sick hes gonna rip the fattest clouds with that bad boy
GAMER 2: thats sick hes gonna rip the fattest clouds with that bad boy
by ELMOTHECLOUTGOD February 19, 2019