1000 degrees

The official temperature outside when it goes over 89.5 degrees. Or the temperature inside your car on a sunny summer day.

Girl, I am burning up! What is it, 1000 degrees in here!?!

by garyr6273 August 10, 2009

1000 years of death

A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.

I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover

by Sister Angelina May 6, 2020

1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.

Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now

by aces-up111 July 7, 2010

1000 push ups

When your so sure your right, that if ur not, you have to do 1000 push ups

Person 1: the seahawks will win the super bowl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: 1000 push ups
Person 2: okay

by morecluawz March 1, 2014

Gawk Gawk 1000

a blowjob that will make your penis fall off

Yo i just lost my penis after i got the Gawk Gawk 1000

by Joe Bidens dad August 12, 2022

Over 1000000

The power level Frieza's second form.
According Vegeta, this was "absolute madness"

"By the way Vegeta, did I happen to mention that my fighting power in this form is over 1000000"

- Frieza after transforming

by Milk Shortage March 12, 2009

1000th base

When God and Satan actually manifest in front of you and become so horny at the sight of you actually fuck you, with Satan, naturally, taking you up the arse and god through the front.

You: Dude, I got to 1000th base last night

(No reply, the orgasm was so intense, existence as we know it ended)

by IAmGav January 8, 2008