Definitions by garyr6273

1000 degrees 

The official temperature outside when it goes over 89.5 degrees. Or the temperature inside your car on a sunny summer day.

Girl, I am burning up! What is it, 1000 degrees in here!?!

1000 degrees by garyr6273 August 10, 2009

seasoned skillet 

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.

My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.

seasoned skillet by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009