1000 degrees

The official temperature outside when it goes over 89.5 degrees. Or the temperature inside your car on a sunny summer day.
Girl, I am burning up! What is it, 1000 degrees in here!?!
by garyr6273 August 11, 2009
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seasoned skillet

When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always leaves a seasoned skillet waiting for me when I get in bed.
by Garyr6273 June 29, 2009
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