on goddeff 

being brutally honest (even if some ppl just cant take it)

too cool for sexist substitutes

opposite of blissful ignorance
never polite

Scientist A: I hate testing on humans, they never cooperate! Scientist B: On goddeff…… If only we could inject some sort of fluid in them which can force them to cooperate.

on goddeff by cd_03 August 30, 2024

On Godly 

On the godly being!

These nuggets are so good!
On godly!

On Godly by Battery Voltas November 5, 2024

Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.

George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.

Shit on a goddamn dick by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010

1051 on a goddamn snake planet

When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.

We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.

1051 on a goddamn snake planet by Alibexx May 18, 2022

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! 

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.

#1
(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

#2
Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.

Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on! by corcan November 10, 2010

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods 

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).

"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009

ongodliez 

ongodliez/ongohhlie refers to the extra no cap in ongod

homie tweakin ongohhlie/ongodliez

ongodliez by sult February 21, 2023