Little Alf

Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent

Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he

by Lee the YG January 14, 2024

Alf Martin

Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage

"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"

by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023

alf reidar

Really awesome Jew in Horten kommune working at the videregående school

I need help alf reidar

by Tottlo December 15, 2016

Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party

You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.

by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020

Alf

Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.

Be an Alf, not a dick.

by sarahbridie September 6, 2019

ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.

Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.

by Young Satann December 27, 2014

Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know

Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...

by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018