sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 17, 2021

sex vex

Bothering a partner to have sex with them ad nauseam.

Enough with this sex vex, Joe, I just don't want it now!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Sex on the beach

A hot sports car in a bright color, like the new Corvette Stingray, spotted by the ocean.

That new red corvette looks like sex on the beach.

by Jamdalu September 30, 2020

common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.

Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.

by Wanda Moore September 8, 2017

Double Sex

Double Sex is when two people have sex at the same time.

John Sex: I heard that Jill Intercourse wanted to have Double Sex with me!

Brian Ass: Woah isn't that when two people have sex at the same time?

by porty64 July 8, 2022

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

sex dreds

The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.

Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!

by thatmisscarly June 2, 2012