gaffle pussy

pussy that turns out not to be the real thing.

e.g. the hidden/tucked away male genitalia with the “mangina” offered as real pussy through various means of deception, hence gaffle pussy.

by jd3vill3 February 3, 2025

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Crocodile pussy

An absolute diabolical and smelly vagina.

“She’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy”

by Daddybiglicks February 12, 2025

Big Pussy Energy

The equivalent to, "Big Dick Energy." Except in this case referring to a lady.

That girl has big pussy energy!

by Putamadre69420 February 15, 2025

Pussy Mop

When your beard is so long you have to shampoo and condition it after your squirter girlfriend cums on your face.

I feel great when my man goes down on me because I know his pussy mop will clean up the mess.

by Phoxy-Kat February 21, 2025

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025

Crème brûlée her pussy

When you're so angry at someone that you literally wanna burn their pussy using a blowtorch-- exactly like how to burn the top of the crème brûlée dessert.

I swear to god! I'm gonna crème brûlée her pussy one day-- that fucking cunt!

by brulcreme February 27, 2025