When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.
Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.
by TheRealKMoney August 3, 2021
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When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket
by In Law Hate March 4, 2018
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Where one excretes on a females genitals and pushes it in with a penis or a dildo
Guy1: Bro I totally hot pocketed Lisa

Guy2: that’s kinda gross
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Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.
I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.
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When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.
Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage
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A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
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