8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.

GF: Babe! It's 4 PM! Time for your cock and ball torture!
Me: YES

by cbtfan2019 May 24, 2021

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

balls deep

this is when someone is seen, or caught lacking, with their hand or hands in their pants. Usually scratching their balls for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Wow, you're balls deep there!
Guy 2: *Scoffs* (knowing he was caught)

by Have you ever bathed? May 11, 2024

Logay Balls

Logay balls is a man is willing to try everything to rape you with his big fat body(normally very strong( strong enough to manhandle you) and slow)

"Somebody help logay balls is going to touch me!"

"COME HERE LITTLE BOY I WANT TO THROW MY WHITE STUFF ON YOU!!!"

by Logay you know me December 1, 2023

Balls to the walls

When your balls are on the wall because they were stapled there. Used in anger

Jimmy: hey Tim did you study for the test
Tim: Balls To the Walls I forgot

by Biff the cliff December 23, 2015

tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025