Turtle Neck

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

by 1802 December 8, 2009

turtle haed

when you fart and shit comes half way out of your butt then goes back in

AO3 Turner, "i just had a trutle head"
anybody " that was fucking nasty"

by ao 3 turner April 20, 2005

turtle head

another name for anuncircumcised penis

My turtle head comes out only when not provoked

by samwise May 28, 2003

Turtle Soup

the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana

ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple

by Double AYE July 16, 2010

Turtle Nation

A sex position where one person jumps on another and rides on their back as the first person starts rocking back and forth.

I want to do Turtle Nation now.


So this is how turtle do it?

Ah yeah!

by Stan Walker October 19, 2008

Turtle Soup

The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.

"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"

(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)

"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"

"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)

by stephm22 February 14, 2010

Turtle Virus

When you turn green and gets REALLY big green pimples, and grows a shell.

Look in the nature mag.

by FuzzyºMonkey March 16, 2004