tip tap a tay 

The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.

I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.

tip tap a tay by Hew marra October 8, 2023

I'll Tap Your Bonnet 

A term used widely by South Africans to exclaim dismay at another road user or offensive person also threatening with violence to follow. Originated from the action of slamming your hands on a car’s hood (bonnet) to get the attention of the driver.

If you continue moving forward and hit my bike, I'll tap your bonnet.

I'll Tap Your Bonnet by BigPapaJaco November 17, 2010

salt shaking tap dancer 

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

salt shaking tap dancer by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

Morning Love Tap 

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

Morning Love Tap by comradez May 26, 2014

reverse double tap 

When a guy cums one rope on each tit, then one additional rope on the girl's chin.

My friend's girlfriend had enormous tits and all I could think about was the the reverse double tap I wanted to unleash on her.

reverse double tap by Shaft-shaver August 8, 2015

Canadian Double Tap 

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

Canadian Double Tap by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

Solid Salad Tap 

The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.

I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..

Solid Salad Tap by Legionkingz October 4, 2021