When a pervert or deviant abuses a large-mouthed fish for sexual gratification, filling it with a substance resembling mornay sauce. An act of grievous fish-abuse.
Did you see that freak out the back of the supermarket? He had his pants around his ankles giving that mackerel a tuna surprise!
by ferrimunt April 7, 2009
Get the tuna surprisemug. Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.
My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.
by Murph Stone January 8, 2009
Get the Romanian Surprisemug. 1. When a girl is riding a boy's face like a broom a and the guy is eeating her out. Then hee bites her clit and she says "OW!" And he pops out and yells "BOO!"
by Bangs McCoy March 26, 2009
Get the October surprisemug. A dissmisive way to describe vaginal, oral or anal RAPE.
Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
Rape is a crime.
The only 'surprise' should be the punishment by law the rapist receives for this crime.
Some examples below:
I surprised sex on her while she was asleep.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
I shoved my cock in her mouth as a treat. She gagged and tried to back away.
She thought I was giving it her in her pussy, but I went up her arse and pretended I didn't know the difference.
by freakshow July 14, 2005
Get the surprise sexmug. Any surprising incident encountered while on Nantucket Island, MA, such as gifts or occurences. See surprise. See also nantucket
by King Kong December 15, 2003
Get the nantucket surprisemug. When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise
by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013
Get the Pineapple Surprisemug. 1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!
2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!
2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?
2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
by Shangai Surpriser May 5, 2010
Get the Shangai Surprisemug.