Squart

A low piched deep fart performed whilst one is squatting.

Ben was passed out on the floor so joe stood over him and squarted.

by Squart Boy June 13, 2016

squaleyy

Derived from the latin for par, squaleyy has come to have a multitude of meanings.

1) Person A: Yeah but your mum

Person B: ahhhhhh Squalleyyed fam

2) Sorry we cant play batty ball today the pitch is too squaleyyed

3) Why does my cheese have squaleyy growing on it I only brought it today

4) Waiter: How would you like your steak cooked?

Person A: squaleyy

5) Gunna get squaleyyed tonight fam

6) ahhh I've got VK belly, i'm going to go for a tactical squaleyy

by VK Monsta June 13, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie for other people's sexual pleasure

"He's a squat cobbler!"

Squat cobbler??

"Yeah, he films himself sitting in pies. squat cobbler. Apple, peach, key lime pie, whatever man. He's a squat cobbler."

by thewarrior1986 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016