Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

Pimp spit stories

Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.

I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020

Spit Shower

Upon entering a shower with your other half, you must proceed to spit on them, once doing this, proceeding to enjoy light sexual encounters until out of human saliva.

Hi Matt, are you horny?
I am Steph, would you like a spit shower?
I certainly would ;)

by AnnaTuba December 11, 2012

spit serpent

The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.

A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.

by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010

spit shinin'

it means cheap skate or frugal.

he is always spit shinin' on food an cloths.

by greenfox212 March 17, 2014

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016