Shmeek 

This term is used to describe a dick. Usually a large one.

Hey Bro, I heard he has a fat shmeek.

Shmeek by phattest_shmeek February 20, 2018

Sheet Ripper 

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn

"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.

Sheet Ripper by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018

sheet rippers 

Sheet rippers can sometimes refer to the description of a lady's pair of high heels. The term implies that the heels are so high (and pointed) that during the throws of passion, her stiletto heels rip and tear the bed sheets.

Sometimes Jane likes to wear her FMBs but she worries about tearing the bed linen. She's got that many sheet rippers, she never knows which shoes to wear.

sheet rippers by Invizibullman May 22, 2018

shmeat gang 

A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.

Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”

shmeat gang by Person 10473828392 May 30, 2018

Shmeat 

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

Shmeat by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018

SHHMEET 

any white dude name shane

Shane shut yo SHHMEET ASS up

SHHMEET by SHHMEET June 4, 2018

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

Sheet Fleet by Swanee June 15, 2018