by Tristen13 June 7, 2013
Get the Sexy Foxmug. by Mystery man thing March 14, 2010
Get the Sexy Cuntmug. by Amazing Amy October 3, 2014
Get the Sexy Kittenmug. Hands that fuck whatever they touch. Beyond clumsy.
Person with sexy hands will drop or break everything that is touched. Will crash a computer by pressing one button on the keyboard. The person is useless at ball sports (couldn't catch a flu during a pandemic). For a guy with sexy hands it can take years to get to second base with a girl as he always ends up accidentally injuring them (eg: accidental punch in the head when taking sweater off, will never be able to take bra off, is the type of person that will accidentally head butt a girl when attempting to kiss her, etc)
Person with sexy hands will drop or break everything that is touched. Will crash a computer by pressing one button on the keyboard. The person is useless at ball sports (couldn't catch a flu during a pandemic). For a guy with sexy hands it can take years to get to second base with a girl as he always ends up accidentally injuring them (eg: accidental punch in the head when taking sweater off, will never be able to take bra off, is the type of person that will accidentally head butt a girl when attempting to kiss her, etc)
Sean and Brittany are preparing for a party at their new apartment. Todd is helping.
Sean: did you ask Todd to carry the box out of the car?
Brittany: sure, why?
Sean: that box contains all of our wine! Todd has sexy hands! he is guaranteed to drop the box and smash all of our booze for tonight. what the fuck are we going to drink now?? look outside, I bet you he hasn't even got up the drive way in one piece. I bet you that it is goddam hiroshima of alcohol out there right now!
Brittany: I thought you told me that he had sexy feet?
Sean: he does!
Sean: did you ask Todd to carry the box out of the car?
Brittany: sure, why?
Sean: that box contains all of our wine! Todd has sexy hands! he is guaranteed to drop the box and smash all of our booze for tonight. what the fuck are we going to drink now?? look outside, I bet you he hasn't even got up the drive way in one piece. I bet you that it is goddam hiroshima of alcohol out there right now!
Brittany: I thought you told me that he had sexy feet?
Sean: he does!
by Fist of fury August 31, 2013
Get the sexy handsmug. Someone who is both sexy and puts a smile on your face. Commonly used to describe that special someone close to your heart.
by The Horny Beast July 3, 2009
Get the Sexy Smileymug. by Sir Savage January 10, 2018
Get the sexy veganmug. A sexy pig is a pig in garters, fishnet stockings, and a lacy bra with eight cut-away cups.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Looks surprisingly hot on boars too.
Otis: I'm feelin' some yearnin's for your pig.
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
Festus: No surprise, bro. Look at the way it's tricked out. That's one sexy pig!
by scodder November 1, 2012
Get the sexy pigmug.