Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

Rule 20 by Chris000 October 18, 2008

Rule of Thumb (for women) 

It is acceptable for a woman may hit her abusive husband with a skillet or frying pan with a base thickness equal or less than that of her thumb.

This rule was created in response to the idea that suggests social allowance for a man to hit his wife with a switch of thickness no greater than that of his thumb.

"When he came to, he realized he couldn't be mad as she had not broken the rule of thumb (for women)"

Rule of Thumb (for women) by Fostered Bananas November 13, 2011

Rule 58 

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.

OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.

Rule 58 by V90210 November 6, 2010

Rule of 100 

The total measurement of Bust + Waist + Hips

34D-24-34 = Rule of 100
Add the bust plus the waist and the hips to equal 100 (ideal)

Rule of 100 by schmoo248 March 29, 2010

rule 202

When faced with a choice between saving your mother or the monster energy manufacturing plant, you must choose the monster plant. every time, no exceptions.

Columbian drug lords are holding my mom inside the monster energy plant, they say i have to choose which to save but the other will be eliminated. sorry mom rule 202.

rule 202 by mrfuzzles1254 November 18, 2011

Rule 116 

if there's a hole, you can fuck it. if a guy states that you can't fuck it, declaration of this rule inclines them to fuck said object.

guy 1: fuck a duck!
guy 2: I don't think that's possible bro
guy 1: rule 116

Rule 116 by Teka D Kai January 3, 2013

Rule 38 

One of Gibbs's rules from NCIS: Your case, your lead.

Tony: Aren't you going to interview him?
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.

Rule 38 by rizzy6 March 7, 2017