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roast beef drag lip

Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.
Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.
by Anne Marie Vandencunt June 11, 2006
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roast beef mud flaps

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
by Queef Chief May 28, 2016
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Roastie

South African slang for a graze or abrasion
My leg was covered in roasties from falling of my bicycle
by Tonytong January 14, 2011
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RoastMaster

One who is a master of roasting, through a bong or pipe.
"Oh What Up? ROASTMASTER!!!!"
by French Plochman September 24, 2009
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Roxana

A person where she is always mad! She is a Mexican and loves tacos! She is a very smart girl and a kind person. Yes she can be rough but she is super kind and hard working! Also she has like 3456789 crushes.
Boy: Hi roxana!

Roxana: oH hElLo tHerE!
by Nova_Aura May 7, 2019
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Roast

Noun. - A person who is in every single way, a pile of meat. More simply, an extremely ugly fat person. An ideal roast, more commonly known as a "roast head", would have a very wrinkley forehead with very saggy proportions, they would succumb to a terribly embarrasing squash shaped head with a chin that just never ceases to amaze you. A roast must also have the lazy personallity to go with it. Someone with starfish like qualities who doesn't accomplish anything in life. Its not a word you can completely understand with out seeing examples...
Very good celebrity examples of roasts or roastheads are the following...

Louie Anderson

Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey

1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!

2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.
by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010
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Ukranian Pig Roast

It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
Dude, last night my buddy Alexei and I gave this girl a ukranian pig roast. It was hot as hell.
by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010
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