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Retard Bingo 

Nickname for "Deal or No Deal" gameshow.

Game of numbers and chance which requires no knowledge or skills.
"Did you see the guy playing "Retard Bingo" last night?"

"Yeah, I thought Howie Mandell was going to claw his own eyes out!"
Retard Bingo by corelli January 22, 2007

retard bus 

any military troop transport vehicle (including aircraft but not large ships)
mh-60 pilot: "all aboard the retard bus! come on you fuckers this thing won't be here forever"

soldier 1: "some dumbfuck got his helo shot down"
soldier 2: "typical, retard bus drivers never take care of passengers"
retard bus by DIABLtheLEGEND August 22, 2011

Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".
Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.
Retard Race by Maylain November 14, 2005

retard strength 

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves
Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!
retard strength by Jimmy May 13, 2005

Retard Juice

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.
Retard Juice by ghost towne May 7, 2021

retard room 

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.
We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.
retard room by chloerose444 February 18, 2009