Textual Relations

Relationships with the opposite sex charachterized by lengthy text message conversations, where two people in a more commited, long term relationship may have summed it up in a two minute phone conversation; Courtship period where a phone call may seem too forward, texting is more comfortable.

"Has Bobby hit that yet?"
" haha, nah hes been engaged in primarily textual relations with her since that party"

by POPS703 October 5, 2009

Closed relationship

A relationship where two people agree that they want to be together and are together already but not officially(with labels) and promise that they wont see other people. This is commonly promised during unofficial relationships.

More towards a promise for staying together in their relationship till the end.

Defined as a promise

Jacob: What are we then?
Jeelay: We're in a closed relationship, its the opposite of an open relationship
Jacob: Okay..promise?
Jeelay: Promise.

by Chiyen November 21, 2016

closed loop relationship

An intimate relationship of common understanding and agreement among three individuals, usually where two persons are married or similarly bound; where individuals may be heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual; and, where all individuals remain faithful and exclusive to each other.

Unlike a ménage à trois, a closed loop relationship ("clr") is typically a long-term relationship that involves a third individual as a functioning, participating partner. Also unlike a ménage à trois, intimacy is not the sole motivation and serves as complement to the relationship. Individuals in a clr may live together, though this is not typical. At the fringes of a clr is the situation where one participant is a committed participant in another relationship, such as being married.

by thraipse July 23, 2010

Long Distance Relationship

They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.

Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG January 18, 2019

gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Sack Relay

A sexual act performed by a group of guys (preferably 3 or more but unlimited in total number allowed) and 2 women. The men line up in a row naked. The two women kneel down next to one of the males standing at the end (either end of the row). The Sack Relay begins upon signaling start and the first of the two women works her way down then back up the row of guys giving each a 10 second blow job. Upon return to the starting point, the woman tags the other woman then she begins to work her way down and back up the row in the same manner. The Sack Relay continues back and forth and up and down the row until a guy blows his load. Celebration may result in a subsequent mass orgy or bukkake for one or both women. This game is well known among group sex advocates and fraternity brothers.

Hey dude, did you hear about the group sex party last night over at the frat house? No, what happened. All the brothers in the house invited two chicks over and they held a Sack Relay. Cool!

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

by Newmagic November 21, 2010