urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis

Season parking is also comparatively affordable.

by eusoo March 26, 2016

mrs perkingson

It's a really nice school teachers name

Mrs. Perkingson: you are just like Mrs perkingson

by el hacker September 21, 2016

Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.

Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

Geoff loves it

by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016

carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 24, 2017

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017