crusty pirate 

when someone jacks off in your eyes and it seels your eyes shut.

man, after i got that crusty pirate, i couldnt see for days.

crusty pirate by kyle the crusty pirate king June 23, 2006

ass pirate 

an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass

Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"

ass pirate by England June 10, 2005

Cod Eye Pirate 

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.

Cod Eye Pirate by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005

The Angry Pirate 

When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"

John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.

The Angry Pirate by likeasumboodeee April 23, 2014

Angry Pirate 

The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.

Avast! While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to walk the plank. ARRRRRR

Angry Pirate by Red Beard October 18, 2003

the dirty pirate 

The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.

Joel gave dirty Deb the dirty pirate and then proceeded onto the double houdini.

the dirty pirate by Codemanger September 11, 2006

Lane Pirate

A skilled driver who takes space at will from other drivers on the road. A rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.

"I know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. Aargh."

Lane Pirate by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006