When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
by Mesoss March 18, 2014
Get the neapolitan penismug. A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.
by Microwaved Fork August 8, 2021
Get the Penis Poppermug. Music that you know is bad and shouldn’t be listened to / enjoyed, but triggers the uncontrollable instinct of wanting to dance and jam out to it anyway
Guy 1: dude, why do you like this song? It sucks.
Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music
Guy 2: oh it totally does I hate it... it’s kinda catchy though, yeah?
Guy 1: hell yeah, this is total penis music
by Bigdaddylongjohns February 20, 2020
Get the Penis Musicmug. Also known as breaking your penis
The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016
Get the Contused penismug. The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
by FuckMelGibson August 6, 2013
Get the Penis Avalanchemug. by SamBissell June 16, 2023
Get the Asian penismug. The state of one's genitals being unable to engorge with blood, usually caused by seeing someone horrific or significant blunt trauma.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie?"
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
Guy 2: "Ya but I've been in Penis Paralysis ever since."
by Richard Cockhammer October 17, 2011
Get the Penis Paralysismug.