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Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.
My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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Parents

lack of nurons & obtained Specialneeds xD
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Parents

Something Harry Potter doesn’t have
Harry Potter does not have any parents
by cash_money6467 December 29, 2020
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Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.
by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022
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Dominic Jeannote-Parent

The kind of person that always asks for skins to his beloved friends, most people named Dominic Jeannote-Parent tend to love losing bets and having no money in his bank account. Most Dominic's are Tall and have diabetes. They mostly have eye problems so they need to wear glasses, that's where it becomes weird because their eyes become too small and even a normal human being (not a Dominic) can't see these tiny eyes, sadly.
Dominic Jeannote-Parent is always asking me for CS:GO skins and I am very tired.
by dinglydong August 1, 2018
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Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.
My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021
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