“He was too big so I had to start pushin wood”
“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”
“ I was in the middle of getting pegged when I heard someone knock on the door so I had to push wood”
by crackawoodpusha January 1, 2023
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Get the Tom Woods mug.A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
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Get the Dumpster Wood mug.A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
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