wooden spoons

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.

Now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and pass a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced

by anonymous August 5, 2004

talented spoon

when an Asian has a name that you wouldn't expect a spoon to make if it hit the floor

"hey i was talking some asian guy the other day, and guess what his name was-Jeremy"
"Jesus, now that is a talented spoon"

by henez August 20, 2011

President Silver Spoon

A nickname for the 45th POTUS that will become suddenly very popular once those eight years of tax returns are released.

Built into President Silver Spoon’s entire financial life is the fact that his forward-thinking father had not only actually loaned him 60 million instead of 1 million, but built into all of his wheelings and dealings is an ingenious insurance “safety net” that has made all of his impulsive if not ignorant miscalculations and losses almost moot; it made it so he cannot lose.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

Gag me with a spoon

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009

Comically Large Spoon

Haha spoon big

Comically large spoon make me do the laugh.

by TheMintyButt July 6, 2020

spooning leads to forking

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Everyone knows that spooning leads to forking.

by Giant Peach November 19, 2005

Joji Spoon

a ginger man with a very small penis.

Many times a man will post a pic captioned "joji spoon" to proclaim himself as having a tiny pecker and an even worse personality.

"Ew. He's such a joji spoon"
"Yo! It's a joji spoon!"

by phishwithlegs April 25, 2022