road trip

When everyone goes drivin around in the spot where the least amount of cops roam and toke toke toke it up.
Want to go on a road trip later?
by Weedman Dave February 22, 2005
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road rules

"Hey, I'm not going to watch season 137 of Road Rules cause it fucking sucks!"
by The Stupid Show August 01, 2003
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road ass

instead of getting road head, the gay population can get road ass
gary shifted the car while steve worked the clutch and the wheel while getting some stinky road ass.
by pyles January 15, 2008
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Hairy road

Hair leading from pubic region to navel - typically narrow band.
That kid already has a hairy road. At this rate, he'll have a big ol' tuft hanging over his ass crack by the time he's 20!
by Weenis isn't November 12, 2010
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road block

constipation; intestinal blockage from too much cheese
The Mexican food from dinner last night gave me road block AND ring sting! Damn!
by Roadblockin' fool January 13, 2005
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road lice

Motorcycles. Because they're a pest to car drivers, always getting into the spaces you can't see and causing iritation.
I'm sick of all the road lice round my place. I almost cleaned a guy up the other day on the freeway.
by Ray Babycakes July 30, 2006
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road scholar

intelligent girl giving head to a guy while driving
she started giving me head while i was driving AND shes ivy league, man shes must be a road scholar!
by fran doe January 04, 2012
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