nut-rut

male version of camel toe. It can be found on men wearing jeans that are way too tight. Their pants seam is so tight, it divides their balls and separates the testicles creating a rut between the nuts. Commonly seen on musicians, cowboys and grandpa's with their pants hitched up too high.
OMG I love this band, the bassist is so hot and his pants are sooo tight!! Let's try to get up to the front of the stage!!! Hopefully his nut-rut will brush my face...

That dudes cute but his Wranglers are given him some serious nut-rut...

Gross no wonder Grandpa has prostate trouble, look at that fucking nut-rut.
by Foxy Shenanigans December 05, 2011
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Billy Nuts

A Billy Nut is a wild ass nigga that do wild shit.
"That nigga josh just cock blocked me he a billy nuts ass nigga"
by Trapniggadreandree July 11, 2017
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Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."
by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008
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Filibusting a nut

When a guy talks to a girl non-stop until she agrees to have sex with him, just to shut him up.

Derived from the term "filibuster" which is a type of obstruction of legislation in government by talking for a very long period of time.
*At a party*

Guy 1: Have you seen Matt?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's in the back room, Filibusting a nut.

Guy 1: NICE!
by MC Paraplegic January 16, 2011
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Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.
Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/
by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010
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nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.
1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!
by KV Peifer October 21, 2005
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Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna
I have cat nuts
by Health 2 May 17, 2009
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