Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014
Get the hand dookermug. Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020
Get the Hand Fertilizermug. 
Trap Hands : the dope boy’s main tool of putting the powder in the pocket.
Hands that be passing that fire, and keeping the hood fed.
Hands that be passing that fire, and keeping the hood fed.
by TrApHaNdZ September 3, 2019
Get the trap handsmug. When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
Get the garbage handmug. When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021
Get the Goblin Handsmug. by grimpin1 October 18, 2010
Get the hand journeymug.