by Clem Clauson May 12, 2008
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A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.
These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.
They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.
These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.
These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.
They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.
These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?
Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?
Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?
Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?
Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?
Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
by Ekig March 20, 2010
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A mopdive is when a guy has a lot of pubes and is rather overgrown and named so as well... sometimes with a lot of hair.. a cock can look like a mop!
Guys complain that girls don't do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! Just manners.
I dont wana be down on someone and get pubes in my teeth! I aint into flossing just like guys aint!
GET IT SORTED BOYS!! LOL
Guys complain that girls don't do this sometimes and if a girl does it for a guy then a guy should do it for a girl! Just manners.
I dont wana be down on someone and get pubes in my teeth! I aint into flossing just like guys aint!
GET IT SORTED BOYS!! LOL
by MsBanani July 19, 2010
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Is it mopedable?
Fuck yea!
You can get drunk and make it home no problem on your moped!
Fuck yea!
Is it mopedable?
Fuck yea!
You can get drunk and make it home no problem on your moped!
Fuck yea!
by MoBettah August 23, 2011
Get the mopedable mug.Persons who coerce, cajole, harrass, bully or indimidate employees to do their bidding, whatever the personal cost. Often found within organisations (thought to possess alien DNA which leads to a propensity to dominate all human life forms). Extremely suspicious, and jealous of any employee who demonstrates superior professional competence and possesses a) a personality and b) a sense of humour.
'Mopmunks, my love?' (quizzically)
'MOPMUNKS, MY LOVE!' (knowingly - raised eyebrows accompanied by shaking of the head)
'MOPMUNKS, MY LOVE!' (knowingly - raised eyebrows accompanied by shaking of the head)
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