machine

How computer enthusiasts refer to their computers.

Have you seen my new machine play Crysis?

by Sephar0 April 1, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly

A rapper who I call Retard

Machine Gun Kelly is stupid

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob

Sharon is 'The' Blowjob Machine

by got trophy head November 26, 2009

machine

In ebonics it means "car" or any other type of "vehicle".

That pimp Leroy has a new machine.

The narcs confiscated my machine after they found a pound of coke.

by Tara S. Volta September 28, 2005

rumpus machine

British slang for a couch or sofa.

British kid: Ello mum, can i watch some tellie on the rumpus machine.

by A IE S O P January 6, 2010

Mexican Machine gun

a sexual act in which you feed your partner mexican food and while in the act of making love, you squeeze their stomach, causing them to release a machine gun like spray of fecal matter.

I got so wasted last night that i tried convince my girlfriend to do a mexican machine gun

by Ausin Taneous July 17, 2011

Deus ex Machina

Whilst also given other definitions (that are correct), deus ex machina may also refer to a character from the anime series Mirai Nikki (Future diary); the god imagined by yukii-kun who is behind the major plot-device in this series.

Deus ex Machina talked to Yukii again about his position in the "game".

by RealSoap July 24, 2015