Max 

A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max

"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"

Max by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023

Max 

Max is one of the hottest guys you know. He is always the life of the party, and great to be around. He is an amazing athlete, and loves sports. He can always make you smile in the darkest times of your life. He tells lots of jokes, and they're funny like 80% of the time. You would be really lucky to have him.

Woah, have you seen Max today?

Yeah!

He's so hot!!

I'm so jealous

Max by #ispeakfacts May 31, 2023

Max 

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.

They’re so pretty, they must be Max!

Max by alexisnthere June 14, 2023

Max 

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

Max by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

max 

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.

“max sucks”

max by maxhateclub June 28, 2023

Max 

Max is when someone is very broke

man im Max

Max by anonymous July 1, 2023

max 

Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.

How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY

person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”

max by cutegirl293929 July 8, 2023