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Literally Close Friends 

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.
Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.

Literal Larry 

That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!
Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1 's new post?Literal Larry rocks!
Literal Larry by anonymous April 15, 2021

literally boygenius 

A popular term used on tiktok referring to super group boysgenius, comprised of phoebe bridgers, julien baker, and lucy dacus, where when a fan sees any three things correlated with eachother they’ll say “literally boygenius”
“Did you see those three cats?”
Oh yeah! they were literally boygenius. The orange ones julien, the black ones lucy, and the grey ones phoebe!”

literality 

The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.
She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”
literality by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009

Literally 1984 

Used by the speaker whenever when they're speaking the truth and they get supressed.
Player1 : "I did not steal your diamonds! It was player2."
Player2 : "?mute Player1 one second, lies."
Player1 : "Literally 1984."
Literally 1984 by BOTSteveee March 15, 2022

literally 

literally, actually, really, seriously, not figuratively
Person: i'm literally a polar bear
literally by batrider January 9, 2012