McDonald's Language

The act of putting a Mc in front of all your words on your way to, while you're at, or after leaving a McDonald's.

McDonald's Language:
Dude, you're a McDouche

That really Mcsucked

by rockrangel January 13, 2011

artie lange

when a person stabs themself 17 times.

"I'm gonna go home and artie lange myself"

by RemyMartini May 6, 2010

Langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

by chaballs January 14, 2009

languishy

Main Entry: lang·uishy
Pronunciation: 'lang-gwishy
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): lang·uish·ier; -est
Etymology: Modern English,
1 a : to feel feeble, weak, or enervated b : to be or live in a state of depression or decreasing vitality
2 a : to become dispirited : PINE <languishing in prison> b : to suffer neglect <the bill languished in the Senate for eight months>
3 : to assume an expression of grief or emotion appealing for sympathy

Languishy Scott lounges around because he is so sad.

by T.S. Long January 23, 2004

Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.

This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009

Langley kids

The coolest kids in town. They are also the richest people who have the biggest parties in England and only the most intelligent go there. The girls give really good blowjobs as well

Man I wish I was a part of those Langley kids, but I can't afford it

by Namnam8 May 4, 2015

Langley

Langley is an awesome girl she’s the prettiest she is usually always cold but you just need to warm her up. She is very shy and she doesn’t like being called certain stuff but once you know her that’s the only voice you hear. If you ever date a Langley you are the luckiest person is the world she’ll love you til the end of eternity. But a She is also very emotional.

Woah dude that Langley girl is so nice

Other dude: yeah I know everyone wants to be her friend

by Hdjdjsjsndndnd September 21, 2018