Kung Fu Phil

An flash program designed to give people seizures.

'Hey Bob! I found this cool thing called Kung Fu Phil! It has a picture of a -- ' *THUD* *TWITCH*

by Drake Dracoli June 10, 2003

Kung Funk

The then newly emerging urban flavours of the 70s that defined Black and Asian America. Everything from Bruce Lee to Jimi.

See Lucius over there? (Lucius is an African American practitioner of the Eastern martial arts who sports an afro and aviators. He also plays killer guitar.) Lucius is the epitome of kung funk.

by Daanish August 26, 2005

kung pow yow

When an asian does a superman on dat hoe. After emptying a bag of General Toa's Orange Chicken into a female's spread labia, the asian is required to put red hot sauce AND his tiny penis into the vagina.

That freakin' asian did a kung pow yow on my girl!

by Big Dick Sean Silvercock July 19, 2009

KUNT

abbr.

–noun

Acronymn for the Kuwait Union for New Teachers.

Professional and Social organisation for expat teachers.
Also has the Saudi Arabian Department (SAD KUNTs)
and The Dubai Association for Teaching (DAFT KUNTs)

"I'm a kard karrying Kunt in Dubai so I'm a Daft Kunt."

www.kunt.org

by maggiethatcher_com September 11, 2009

Kunta Kinte

The act of having doggystyle sex with a girl on her period. Then taking ones hand and wiping the blood off of her vaging,and striping it across her back to give her the appearance that she has just been whipped.

Not only did I get my red wings... i gave that skank a Kunta Kinte

by half insane April 23, 2009

Kung Flu

A fatal respiratory disease caused by the Chinese Virus(SARS Cov-2) that resulted in a global pandemic, economic setback and several deaths across the globe except China where it was made and propagated to the world.

Buddy:"Did you met Mr.Xinchink Wuhan before lockdown?"
Janitor"Yeah, why?"
Buddy:"Isolate yourself ,he's having Kung Flu and people who met him are falling sick."
Janitor:"Ok buddy,thanks."

by ₩uhan !nstitute of Virology June 22, 2021

KUNG

The white chunky discharge from a womans vagina.

Man, I went down on your mom and got kung in my beard.

by IAMSMEGMA January 15, 2009