A Dark skin Male Only Known In legends that you speak about to your children, a man that has slayed so many women with his bigger than your favorite porn stars Penis, a man that has sent more women to the doctor than a gynecologist, a man that has left more girls missing than a milk carton, a man that if he has sex with your girlfriend, there is a 250% chance that you will never see her again. an Asonta' Johnson is the male above males, His penis should be made of gold an diamonds, it should have its own zip code, it should be on ebay, it should have its own commercial.
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by sir kenneth November 9, 2014
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by A. Duncan June 13, 2008
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Get the swift johnsoningmug. sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.
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i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson
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by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010
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