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Jail-Bait Jack 

a) JBJ for short. An old, past-his-prime swinger who chases underage girls of all types. A JBJ will typically wear the same shirt everyday matched with metal-studded jeans. He is often found overly tanned from frequent rides in his Delorean

b) A mixed drink only served in Toronto. It has many forms but normally includes Jack Daniels, a shot of liquid cocaine, diesel fuel, and always a good portion of banana liqueur.
Fucking Jail-Bait Jack! He's too coked up and busy getting underage girls drunk to remember to pay his employees!!
Jail-Bait Jack by Baremy April 28, 2010

Reverse Michael Jackson 

A Reverse Michael Jackson is when a white guy becomes black.

rack-jack 

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!
rack-jack by smoocharoo October 3, 2006

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.
"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

Jackalope 

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.
Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!
Jackalope by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

Community Jack 

The act of gathering with friends to jackoff. Used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games.
Jim: Hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack?

Jesse: Yeah I am bud, it feels so good.
Community Jack by iplayhockey January 13, 2009

jackalope 

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
jackalope by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003