When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018
Get the Second hand semimug. Person 1: Wow you know a lot about Harry Potter. Are you a fan?
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.
Person 2: No. I'm a second hand fan. My sister loves the books.
by Melia Plumeria April 4, 2017
Get the second hand fanmug. by Knotvibez January 18, 2023
Get the 30-second tacticalmug. A girl (who is usually studying Gender Studies) who aggressive adopts a lesbian identity late in the first year of University/College study. However by the time graduation rolls around (unlike an actual lesbian) they have abandoned this identity and are often engaged to a soon to be doctor, lawyer or accountant.
The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
The term was used at least as far back as the early 2000s by the sex and relationships advice columnist Dan Savage.
"I'm going to come out to my folks at Christmas time."
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
"Maybe wait till you've had at least one serious girlfriend or even hooked up with another girl,? Make sure you aren't just a Second Semester Lesbian?"
by Lord Boofhead July 1, 2016
Get the second semester lesbianmug. John: Did you hear the gunshots last night?
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
Jack: Yeah I did. Joe told me the intended victim got away, but some old lady got second-hand smoked.
by phonaputer November 5, 2015
Get the second-hand smokedmug. Julia: Wana hang this Saturday?
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
Me: I can’t it’s national Saturday with the boys, because it’s the second Saturday of April.
by Mikemannman April 6, 2021
Get the Second Saturday of Aprilmug. Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
Get the quadruple-second-cousinmug.