FEED THE GOOSE. 

The broke college student is the goose. FEED THE GOOSE. is the students’ cry for money and/or food.

Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.

Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.

FEED THE GOOSE. by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018

Drown the Goose 

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.

Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her

Drown the Goose by Belch666 November 11, 2018

doft doft goose 

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

doft doft goose by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

The Great Mother Goose 

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

The Great Mother Goose by A7hena June 30, 2020

The Canada Goose 

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

The Canada Goose by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020

noose your goose 

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

noose your goose by Dented May 22, 2021

North American brown goose 

An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.

Did you see that goose? I think it was a North American brown goose.

North American brown goose by Dusty Honey July 14, 2021